An Imaginary Conversation with Mark Viduka...

"Oh hello Mark, what have you been up to recently?"

"Well Rob, last night I scored a last minute winner against Chelsea, everyones least liked team and London's richest too. Did you see the goal?"

"YES I FUCKING DID VIDUKA, YES I FUCKING DID! YOU'RE A GOD, YOU'RE ALL GODS. KISS POGATETZ FOR ME!"

"Don't call again"