Lincoln...Huddersfield......Arsenal?

While I'm sure most football teams would love my support through thick and thin, two teams who haven't benefited from my support this season (except the Boro) are Town and City.

I've just got back from watching Lincoln lose badly to Grimsby in their play-off. It was dull bar the drunkard who shouted 'you seafaring bastards!' at the telly when Grimsby players appeared.

Last night I watched Huddersfield get annihilated by local rivals Barnsley, that was a dull 'un too.

So any Arsenal fans who don't want me to watch their side get 'thrashed' tomorrow night, please get in touch and I will twiddle my thumbs for 90 mins in order to guarantee you European success.

Adieu